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Position: 1st Place
Really? How did that happen?
Good question. Let's analyze
Other GMs
Good people - but these pictures are pretty self-explanatory. This is my competition
GM Gary Chekan explains to GM Kevin Tracey why David Desharnais is a smart waiver wire pick-up
GM Doug Hinds in still a deep depression that he didn't play Cam Ward when he had a 47-save shutout at Boston a few weeks ago
GM Chris Shannon has forgotten he has a fantasy hockey team
Forwards
Below ranking uses a secret Sweet Leafs formula. Stats based upon games actually played for the Sweet Leafs
You'll notice several Vancouver Canucks have suited up for the Sweet Leafs - that's simple common sense. Vancouver will be the 2012 Stanley Cup Champions and they have some of the best fans in the NHL
The Forward core is always in a state of flux (we just dropped Nugent-Hopkins for red hot Sam Gagner)
Daniel Sedin has not disappointed. Hope he keeps up the good work if Henrik's injury is serious
The above is for sale, BTW:
http://www.prohockeylife.com/nhl-memorabilia-vancouver-canucks-c-7_409_438/bleacher-creatures-vancouver-canucks-daniel-sedin-p-6994
Patrick Sharp has returned from an injury. He better produce. Or else we'll trade him - I don't care how much our female fans would be devastated
Joffrey Lupul has been a gem found on waivers. We probably should think about a curfew for him
As an extra bonus - Buffalo does not like Joffrey:
http://www.buffalorising.com/2011/12/joffrey-lupul-are-bad-at-writing-english.html
Matt Moulson has played strong hockey - good work, pretty boy
Grabovski has been another waiver wire gem. WTF is he doing?
Defense
Not spectacular - but solid production
Actually, I take that back - the great Kevin Bieksa has been spectacular
Tobias on the other hand is a solid producer. Plus he has a cool leather jacket
Goaltending
Voukon has been inconsistent but above average
The Leafs tandem has been very good and somehow I seem to have generally played them when they've been very good
Kipper - what can I say? I almost quit the league the minute I drafted him. I apologize, Kipper. You are having your best fantasy season since 2005-06
Let's take another look at the at the Kipper pic
Hard Work
But modesty aside - I as GM and Coach deserve a lot of credit. I work hard and sacrifice my job. Here I am in the Sweet Leafs office